All My Assorted Useless Junk

Hello Good Morning: The greatest story ever told.

I cant help but feel that is the sexes were reversed this wouldn’t be presented so lightheartedly.

diarrheaworldstarhiphop:

Stranger’s Kiss Keeps 16-Year-Old From Committing Suicide

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A boy was on the edge of a bridge, about to end everything. Then a stranger kissed him and saved his life. Sounds like a story straight out of the movies. But it’s real, and there’s footage to prove it.

Last year, a 16-year-old boy from Shenzhen City, Guangdong Province in China was upset about his family troubles. He had lost his mother at a young age and his step-mother had bankrupt his father. The boy seemingly lost all will to live and went to a local bridge.

As the situation escalated, a 19-year-old hotel waitress walked by. Liu Wenxiu had actually attempted suicide herself and knew she could help out. Liu persuaded police to let her talk to the boy by saying she was his girlfriend, even though she had never seen him before.

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polychromaticdragon:

funniest10k:

howdarenyou

This photo should be on everyone’s blog at least once.

…is that drake and josh?

omg I think it is

What is going on

POSE WITH ME, BROTHA

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terezi:

phasmidhugs:

Dammit people!

itswalky:

itswallie:

hahahahahahahahahahaha

Wife, log out of your Tumblr when you’re on my computer!

terezi:

sawmuchded:

…what

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amprog:

Your cartoon of the day!

By Nick Anderson
From the Cartoonist Group.

(Source: americanprogress.org)

chipperwhale:

Best crossover.

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